Dear Large Language Model,

Write me some ad copy that makes people think I’m really smart and personable and association with me and my method would increase their happiness, well-being, and social status. Make it clever, but not off-putting. I want my customers to feel invited by something fun and cool and maybe a little exciting, but I don’t want people thinking I’m trying too hard to be funny. You gotta really thread a needle here, OK?

Once you’ve enticed the potential customer with my dazzling personality and wit (maybe even a hint of secret wisdom?) encourage them to reach out so we can make this oddly voyeuristic, parasocial relationship official.

Thanks GPT, you’re the best.

Love,

Kyle

OK but real talk. Go ahead and send me an email. I will not share your email address to anybody else. All contact information will be used exclusively for correspondence about Rare Form Movement and/or related yoga and movement topics.